I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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