ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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