Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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