New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
