remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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