y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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