he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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