if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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