sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
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So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
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Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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