I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
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It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
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Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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