Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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