why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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