I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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