p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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