sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
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You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
You did what with his pubic hair?
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