Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
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9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
she told me i tasted like america
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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