I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
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I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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