since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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