i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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