the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
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I need you to use more vowels.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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