You really coming over, don't trick.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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