Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Duck Duck Cougar?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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