Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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