i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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