I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
