hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
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He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
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Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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