that's an acceptable place to lick
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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