took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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