It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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