Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
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You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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