question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
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Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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