i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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