She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Are we still banned from the library?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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