found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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