There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
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