i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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