i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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