Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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