There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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