i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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