if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
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There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
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