Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
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I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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