Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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