people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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