do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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