Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
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New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
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We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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