Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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