Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
My feet surprised me
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