Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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