forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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