I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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