you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
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I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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