Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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