Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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